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5 Things to do if you-cent15 things to do if you are a-Centaur

1-Enter yourself into the Triple Crown, Oak Tree, or Breeders Cup races. Extra points if you claim that you are your own jockey and dress your human part up like a jockey and the horse part like a racehorse.

2-Try out for a few movies with centaurs in, when they ask you to take off the costume say- “I can’t, I really am a centaur.”  Extra points if you turn down the part saying you were joking and show a wonderfully edited photo of you as a human.

3-During Halloween dress up with a sad attempt to give yourself a human bottom half.  Claim you are a human trying to be a centaur trying to be
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6-Rob a blood bank.  Extra points if you rob it in broad daylight while you are covered from head to toe in body glitter. Even more points if you claim to be one of the Volturri.

7-Visit a contagious hospital and ask tuberculosis patients to cough up blood for you. Tell any intruding doctors that your family claims to be immune to it and you wish to prove it.

8-Pretend to work as a doctor who does blood work, tell the patient you need 9 vials of blood to do the tests but steal most of them and only test one. Extra points if you don't test any and continually claim that the place where you sent
5 things to do if you-vamp15 things to do if you are a Vampire-

1-Dress up in an old Pirate costume, tie a heavy rock to your ankles, and float by an abandoned ship with a sign that says ‘I am the captain of this ship.’ When a submarine goes past, smile and wave.

2-Go half-naked and stand on the top of Mount Everest. When a climber appears in the whole attire complete with oxygen mask ask if you can borrow an air tank to see what it takes to explode it.  Extra points if you go entirely naked.

3-Enter yourself into a horse race.  Pretend to be a racehorse and put a jockey on your back.  Extra points if you make horse noises and enter in the Triple Crown.

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:iconvampyricarts:
Fluttershy, you're sooooo adorable!!!
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~kustren Nov 9, 2012
No esta del todo mal, pero un poco vacio, igual se ve bien....:D
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